The Pontiac Firebird Trans Am is an objectively superior automobile. Even the F-body Firebird that Jason Torchinsky (might he relaxation in peace) mentioned was uglier than a Mitsuoka Orochi. He claimed he was prepared to show it together with his fists, and he’s not right here anymore, so you may in all probability guess how that combat went. Trans Am superiority, child. Good information is, if you wish to be superior, Barrett-Jackson might be auctioning off a 1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am that will be good for you.
Now, you gained’t be going anyplace notably shortly on this Firebird. It might have a 6.6-liter naturally aspirated V8, however keep in mind, it’s from 1979. It in all probability makes like 40 hp by the point the three-speed automated is completed with issues. But you don’t want energy to embrace your standing as a superior human being if you happen to purchase this Firebird. You simply have to drive it.
Please. Buy it and drive it, because the earlier proprietor certain didn’t. It solely has 37 miles on the odometer, which ought to be against the law. How do you have a look at that beautiful screaming hen on the hood and suppose, “Yeah, probably best to keep this locked up in storage,”? How do you resist the urge to settle into these lovely Carmine Red seats and cruise round city? Just how?
Maybe the unique proprietor was ashamed of the truth that they didn’t have a mustache? On the one hand, that will make sense. But however, proudly owning a Firebird magically offers everybody the power to develop a mustache. That was actually within the proprietor’s guide. Page 47. Second paragraph. Look it up. (Don’t truly look it up).
Sure, sure particulars such because the window sticker nonetheless being on the passenger-side window, and the vendor tags nonetheless being current make this an excellent instance for somebody to maintain in a museum or non-public automobile assortment. But the Firebird wasn’t meant to be caged up. It was meant to be let out. There’s no telling how a lot it is going to price, however absolutely somebody studying this web site has the cash and the need to set this Firebird free. Please.